Space Derps headcanons: Pets by garfieldbookworm, journal
Space Derps headcanons: Pets
WOO, I'M DOING MORE DERPS STUFF AGAIN.
The Derps have had many pets over the years, but let's talk about current pets.
Sam owns a hamster named Luke Skywalker. He pretends this hamster is the most awesome thing in the universe. Unfortunately, LS often gets out of his cage and into the ventilation system. And that's not good at all.
Phil owns a corgi because Phil just likes corgis. Come on, they're adorable. His dog's name is Stardust because the corgi's face kind of looks like it's covered in powder all the time. Stardust is a pretty good companion and he loves the Derps... except for Jerry. He doesn't really attack Jerry, he just..